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| Thanksgiving Parrot |
| 11.23.04 (10:54 pm) [edit] |
A young man named John received a parrot as A gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's Vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior." John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone
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| i passed! |
| 11.22.04 (9:43 pm) [edit] |
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so i actually passed my classes! that is all...see you next quarter
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| parents day | vitamin overdose |
| 11.07.04 (12:11 am) [edit] |
so today was dad's day here at lovely rose-hate-its-students-hu lman. my mom and stepdad came early for the soccer game and lunch. the my dad and his girlfriend came for dinner and the play. (which was good, and bob was just GREAT) that all went well. but i did lose my cell phone. i dont know where it could be. maybe hatfield hall or the soccer field. it sucks. then tonight when i got back i was bored and saw my bottle of multivitamins and wondered what would happen if someone ate the whole bottle and OD. I spent a couple hours and came up with over a hundred ways of feeling pain by doing that. My favorites include (if you don't want to read the whole list) bluing of skin and jaundice (do you turn green then?) coma, confusion, diarrhea and constipation (together?), depression, dizziness, dry skin, hyperglycemia, hypocalcemia, hypoparathyroidism, liver disease, loss of appetite loss of dexterity, loss of hair, loss of nails, loss of teeth, no urine output, shock, seizures,unsteady gait. Tomorrow is going to be a day of homework; and this week is going to be study-conaps-so-i-pass-an d-dont-fail-out-of-rose-a nd-parents-still-pay-for- college-week. arrg. this is fun:
what happens to you if you eat a whole bottle of multivitamins and OD:
abdominal pain
anemia
bleeding
blue fingernails
blue lips
blue skin
blurred vision
bome metastasis
bone pain
breathing problems
burning sensation
calcificaiton
chills
coma
confusion
constipation
convulsion
coughing
cramps
death
dehydration
delirium
depressoin
diabetes
diarrhea
difficulty breathing
dizziness
drowsiness
dry mouth
dry skin
elarged spleen
enlarged liver
excessive calcium absorption
eye problems
failure to breakdown other Bcomplex
fast-weak pulse
fatigue
fatigue
fever
fluid in lungs
flushing of face
flushing of skin
GI problems
gout
hair loss
headache
hives
hyperglycemia
hypocalcemia
hypoparathyroidism
increased PO4 intake
irregular heartbeat
itching
jaundice
kidney stones
liver development
liver disease
loss of appetite
loss of dexterity
loss of hair
loss of nails
loss of teeth
low blood pressure
low blood sugar
low energy
menstrual irregularity
mental chages
metalic taste
mouth pain
muscle aches
muscle problems
nausea
nerve problems
no urine output
numbness
pallor
parethesias
peeling skin
peptic ulcer
redness of skin
renal failure
restlessness
sarcodosis
scaring of stomach and bowels
seizures
shock
shortness of breath
skin inflamation
slow,weak,absent pulse
stupor
sweating
swelled face
swelled lips
swelled throat
swelled tounge
tarry stool
thirst
throat pain
tighness of throat
tingling
tiredness
unsteady gait
urinary stones
vomiting
vomiting blood
warmth
weak teeth and tool enamel
weakness
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| bush wins! mitch wins! |
| 11.03.04 (12:52 pm) [edit] |
  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D |
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